hi! yeah, i’m so happy you’ve got here...

But also, this is super awkward...you've clicked on my about me page and now I've got to bloody write something exciting about myself. It's my personal statement nightmare on my Record of Achievement all over again! Yes, I am a child of the 80's, and in addition to feeling proper old with the 80's reference, here's some irrelevant information about me to help you decide if you wanna let me in your wedding gang…

  • I am dungaree obsessed - finding my next pair of dungarees consumes an unhealthy amount of my spare time

  • I own 15 pairs of Converse trainers and counting

  • I can't leave the house without my red lipstick on

  • I am a terrible singer

  • I snort when I laugh

  • I have an older man crush on Steve Carrell

  • I secretly eat my children's Easter/Christmas/birthday chocolates when they are not looking

  • I have learned to love Merlot, as my Sister told me it has no carbs in it, so I can no longer trot out the line "I'm not drinking any fucking Merlot!" If you get this quote, then I love you.

  • If you don't like Peep Show, The American Office, Inbetweeners, Schitts Creek or Ted Lasso, then we can't be friends.

  • I married my well fit husband on a beach in Thailand, and I think he's sometimes disappointed that I'm not a subservient Thai Bride!

  • We have two amazing, funny, gorgeous little girls who, despite our distinctly average parenting are turning into the most wonderful little humans.

Ok, so if you made it this far down, then I am amazed and grateful, and if non of these pointless facts about me have put you off, then please drop me a line as I would LOVE to hear from you and all about your amazing celebrations!